I'm Jesse.
I'm one part crazy, two parts hopeless romantic, three parts dancer, and four parts massive geek.

I don't know how many parts that makes me, but it makes me.

Oh yea, and I do happen to have caught the thing called the gay, and my boyfriend is turning out to be nothing short of perfect...

I'm incredibly honest so if you happen to want to know something, feel free to ask ^^

 

harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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girl scout badges and accomplishments

lambhoof:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse:

lambhoof:

-blood tithing
-bonecrafting
-demon hosting
-bearer of the dark crystal
-arson
-haruspex
-slime
-antagonizing extraterrestrials
-thaumaturgy
-aviation
-day out on the lake of fire
-grievous injury
-self surgery
-best warcry
-chainmail fashion
-week alone in the woods of eternal night
-malevolent fungus taiming

Pleas dont lie on the internet like this

i was a girl scout for several centuries